I can’t remember which one of my friends introduced this game to me, but since they have it has been a favorite. You can play it while waiting for ribs to come off of the grill at a BBQ, or mull it over alone while you’re waiting at an airport and trying not to fall asleep, or send random texts to friends who are in the know when good ones come to you in a cab on your way to dinner.
The way the game goes is you connect one band’s name to another with a common word. For example: Carly Simon & Garfunkel. It has to be the same word — you can’t change something from plural to singular to fit your needs. So no Rolling Stone Roses or The Go Gos Team. But spelling and punctuation don’t have to be taken into consideration; if a band spells it “gurlz”, you don’t need to take their silliness into consideration, and can simply use that as “girls” for connecting purposes. But Rye Ryan Adams would be a stretch. Got it? Once you start thinking about it your brain will keep pumping them out forever and ever and always. Or at least that’s how my brain works. There aren’t really points or anything like that — usually you just go back and forth until you can’t think of any more. But obviously the more you can connect at one time, the awesomer. And while it’s tempting to use “The The” to get you out of any time that it’s your turn and nothing’s coming to you, try to avoid it. Here are some of my favs:
- Bobby Bare Junior Boys II Men at Work
- Widespread Panic at the Disco Biscuits
- Spinto Band of Horses
- Belle & Sebastian Tellier
- Thirty Three and a Third Eye Blind Melon
- The Dave Clark Five for Fighting
- Tally Hall & Oates
- Tea Leaf Green Day
- O’Death Cab for Cutie
- Missy Elliot Smith Westerns
- Notorious B.I.G. Unit
- Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Yeah Yeahs
If you come up with a good one, leave it in the comments or tweet them @pinnastorm us or just gchat them to your bestie and laugh it up for the rest of the afternoon.

LCD Soundsystem of a Down
Man, these could go forever:
Grant Lee Buffalo Springfield
James Gang of Four
Temple of the Dogstar
School of Phish
Red Red Meat Puppets
Big Black Heart Procession
Mazzy Starsailor
Semisonic Youth
Chromeo’jays
Godspeed! You Black Emperor Tomato Ketchup, although that’s a band mixed with an album
Wolfmother Hips
Beastie Boys II Men
Ben Folds Five for Fighting
Fiona Apples in Stereo
The first I heard of the whole thing was via Dave Eggers’s Heartbreaking Work of Sega Genesis. There’s a part in there about band names in SF in the early 90′s that were like, JFKFC and stuff. Widespread Panic at the Disco Biscuits has always been my favorite, which morphed into an incredibly long version that was barely legal re: the “rules,” which I will not even share because it is retarded. The Eggers thing was more based on two things – one was culturally important, one was silly, e.g. JFKFC, or say, Skid Mark Twain.
Okay, I’ll tell you. Widespread Panic at the Disco Biscuit Burning Spear Head Todd & The Monster Mashed Potato Famine.
Karen O. Town
T. L. C. D. Soundsystem
Iron Maiden & Wine
Drivin’ and Cryin’ Shames
Aztec Camera Obscura
Amboy Dukes of the Stratosphear
Nick Lowe Anthem / Nick Low
I might just keep doing this.
TLCD Soundsystem is my new favorite
R. E. M. People
OMD12
AIDS Wolf Parade
Bel Biv Devotchka. Almost.
Mr. Big & Rich Boy George Michael Jackson Browne. Beat that.
Jesus and Mary Chain and the Gang of Four Tet
Matthew Goodie Mob Deep Purple
Unkle Bob Dylan Thomas Mapfumo & The Blacks Unlimited